Rugby Kiwi Key Chain

Righto, huddle up guys. Me and the lads tackle big dreams, sidestep responsibility and bring 110% effort and at least 3% actual coordination. I bring more New Zealand pride per centimetre than is statistically reasonable. I’m always ready for a cheeky trip away so stick the team bus keys on me and lets take a roadie and I’ll deliver full stadium energy without the mud, injuries, or fitness requirements and a game of 2 halves.