Farmer Kiwi Bag Tag

G’day mate. Us farmers wake up at sparrow’s fart, fix the leak in the cow trough, do the morning milking, build three fences, and have a strong cuppa before you’ve even found your socks. I am authentic rural charm — a hint of cow s%$t, a dash of farm banter, and the confidence of someone who’s reversed a trailer perfectly (After the fourth attempt.). So stick me on your suitcase or backpack to keep morale high and the sheep nervous..