Roadworker Kiwi Bobblehead

Hard hat hero reporting for duty. Me and the crew have got grit, good humour, and the patience of someone who’s explained temporary traffic management 600 times today. Sun blazing, dust flying, radio crackling — and I’m still here, heroically bobbling. Stick with me and I’ll keep morale high, traffic imaginary, and the wobble strictly within safety guidelines. STOP. GO. NOD LIKE A LEGEND!